Welcome to the home of J4D3_H4RPY, Mecha Harpy Streamer!!

If you can read this, congrats: you've found a small corner of the Internet dedicated to what the 'Net used to be. This is more than just J4D3's official website as a streamer - it's her homage to what the Web used to be, back before the plague of modern social media and the Enshittification of the Internet that followed. Back when the Web was this c00l, new thing that you could spend hours surfing and finding all kinds of shit: some good, some bad, but all impactful in its own way. If you remember the Twin Towers, you know what I'm talking about. If not, this is my way of showing off what the Internet used to be and IMO should be: an unexplored wilderness, weird and wonderful, each site as unique as the last.

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While you're here, feel free to pump some jams with immaculate old-school rave vibes!

Now, just who is this J4D3_H4RPY, anyway?

That's me, there on the left! I'm a child of the 90s, born a military brat on a military base with a history of polluted water supplies and raised in the no-man's-land known as the rural US! I did the dumb thing and also joined the miliary, and then definitely didn't get involved with some really seedy top-secret shit as my body started falling apart... anyway I'm a girl now. A cybernetically-enhanced, mentally-unstable, hyper-lethal girl... but a girl nonetheless. And really, isn't that all that matters? ;)

Anyway, when I'm not being an absolute terror or trying to keep my psyche from fully unraveling, you can find me streaming over on Tw1tch! Chances are, that's where you came from in the first place, but if not, feel free to swing by and say hi! Otherwise, if you wanna keep up with me when I'm not streaming, you can find me over on Bluesky or, if you wanna relive the glory days of MySpace, Spacehey! You'll find me milling around saying shit I prolly shouldn't say and being... 18+ on main, let's say. Censorship's a drag, man, and if you couldn't tell, I'm kind of a nightmare for pro-censorship people. It comes with the territory of being what amounts to a half-dozen fetishes wrapped in one fucked-up package.

Speaking of coming with the territory, keep an eye open for more links to different stuff... I have a few things in the works, including music, fiction, and some fun s3xy photos. Details and links for all those will be shared as they get ready, but for now you can just let your imaginations run wild... it's more fun that way, don't you agree?