If you can read this, congrats: you've found a small corner of the Internet dedicated to what the 'Net used to be. This is more than just
J4D3's official website as a streamer - it's her homage to what the Web used to be, back before the plague of modern social media and the
Enshittification of the Internet that followed. Back when the Web was this cool, new thing that you could spend hours surfing and finding all
kinds of shit: some good, some bad, but all impactful in its own way. If you remember the Twin Towers, you know what I'm talking about. If not,
this is my way of showing off what the Internet used to be and IMO should be: an unexplored wilderness, weird and wonderful, each site
as unique as the last.
W3LC0M3 T0 TH3 P4ST & FUTUR3 1NT3RN3T
While you're here, pump some jams with immaculate old-school rave vibes!
That's me, there on the left! I'm a child of the 90s, born a military brat on a military base with a history of polluted water supplies and raised in the no-man's-land known as the rural US! I did the dumb thing and also joined the miliary, and then definitely didn't get involved with some really seedy top-secret shit as my body started falling apart... anyway I'm a girl now. A cybernetically-enhanced, mentally-unstable, hyper-lethal girl... but a girl nonetheless. And really, isn't that all that matters? ;)
One would think, but apparently the answer according to the government is "no." God forbid a cog in the bloodthirsty machine of the military-industrial complex grow a conscience and start to think for itself, even more so if said cog turns out it concludes it's not only against killing brown people over oil or to pwn the l1bz and c0mm13z, but also concludes it's some qu33r tr4nny f@gg0t or something like that. Unfortunately for them, I'm not really one to roll over when I'm told, and I never back down from a challenge, especially when my life or the lives of people I care about are on the line. I already have innocent blood on my hands, so I'm not about to lose sleep over the blood of fascist tyrants and their sycophants. I am a H4RPY, after all.
Anyway, when I'm not being an absolute terror or trying to keep my psyche from fully unraveling, you can find me streaming over on Tw1tch! Chances are, that's where you came from in the first place, but if not, feel free to swing by and say hi! Otherwise, if you wanna keep up with me when I'm not streaming, you can find me over on Bluesky or, if you wanna relive the glory days of MySpace, Spacehey! You'll find me milling around saying shit I prolly shouldn't say and being... 18+ on main, let's say. Censorship's a drag, man, and if you couldn't tell, I'm kind of a nightmare for pro-censorship people. It comes with the territory of being what amounts to a half-dozen fetishes wrapped in one fucked-up package.
Speaking of coming with the territory, keep an eye open for more links to different stuff... I have a few things in the works, including music, short stories, and some fun s3xy photos. Stuff will be put up here as they're ready, but for now you can just let your imaginations run wild... it's more fun that way, don't you agree?
Til then, take care of yourselves. Take care of each other. Community's all we got - especially during these fuckin times.
See you around~
- J4d3